THE “ALMOST-EVERY-DAY” FUNNY – 13

Space might just be my favourite thing in the world. It is so awesome and amazing and contains such a breadth of unknown possibilities it’s hard to imagine. One of my favourite comedians (primarily for the way he rants) is Joe Rogan, and he explains my fascination with Space (and disinterest in the Grand Canyon) perfectly in this quick video. Enjoy!

 

 

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E3 – INSPIRING YOUR AUDIENCE

Project Spark

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Project Spark is the most amazing customizable game I’ve ever seen! You create your landscape, and then jump in whenever to play. It could be overwhelmingly time consuming, or the perfect escape!

One of the developers spoke earlier on IGN’s LIVE E3 panel and showed off everything Project Spark can do, and it was phenomenal (check back later today for link to the video). While watching it with my friend from Den of Lethargy he said it’s a “better MINECRAFT”.

THE “ALMOST-EVERY-DAY” FUNNY – 12

Making Google Translate Beatbox for you!

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Open a new browser window/tab

Go to Google Translate: https://translate.google.ca/?hl=en&tab=TT

Select both FROM and TO languages as GERMAN

Copy and paste the following text into the box:

pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk bschk bschk

Now hover the cursor over the speaker icon (notice it now says “beatbox”)

Click!

Enjoy!

 

E3 DAY 0 – Highlights

MICROSOFT

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THE NEW XBOX ONE

ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE:

WHAT I’M MOST EXCITED FOR:

SUNSET OVERDRIVE

 

 

 

EA

ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE:

WHAT I’M MOST EXCITED FOR:

TITAN FALL

 

 

 

UBISOFT

ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE:

WHAT I’M MOST EXCITED FOR:

SOUTH PARK – STICK OF TRUTH

 

 

 

SONY

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PS4

ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE:

QUANTIC DREAM: Beyond: Two Souls

QUANTIC DREAM: The Dark Sorcerer

FUN FACT FRIDAY – YOUR BODY!

Once again on a Saturday  – thinking of changing the name – but nothing trivia-wise rhymes with Saturday. This is VERY nerdy – apologies!

This week I’m playing with THEMES. This week:

YOUR BODY IS SO COOL!

🙂

Did You Know:

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The HOMUNCULUS is an area in your brain where your physical body, and the amount of sensory and motor/movemnt attention paid to each area by the brain, are mapped out.

In the image above, the left side represents the Somatosensory Strip (or the Sensory side) of the homunculus, and modulates signals within the post-central gyrus (specific region of the brain) coming from the thalamus (which relays sensory and motor signals to the cerebral cortex of your brain), and the size of the body parts drawn on the outside represents the amount of brain energy and physical amount of cerebral cortex tissue used to sense them. Therefore, the disproportioned body image corresponds to how much innervation that body part has in the brain, not to the area of brain used to control the body parts (density, not area – so hard to explain! sorry!).

The right side of the image above represents the Motor Strip (or the Movement side) of the homunculus, and refers to signals within the precentral gyrus (specific area of brain more towards the front of the body than the above area), coming from the premotor area of the frontal lobes, and, once again, the size of the body parts on the outside of the illustration corresponds to the amount of brain energy and physical amount of cerebral tissue (or density of nerve tissue) dedicated to that part of the body.

If you have ever taken a First Aid course done by a Kinesiologist or other Health-Sciences-background instructor, they will tell you to pinch toes, fingers, and cheeks of someone who is passed-out to try and rouse them, because, as you can see above, a lot of brain energy is used to send signals to the brain, maybe enough to wake an unconscious person.

In school, our AWESOME teacher, Michael Bard, did a demonstration of “2-point discrimination” tests to blindfolded students. A student was blindfolded, then Mr Bard used either one or two pencils (about 1/2″ apart), and touched the pencils to the students arm asking “one pencil or two”, then proceeded on hands, back, knee, cheek and fingertips. For example’s sake, let’s say Mr. Bard used two pencils the whole time, most students would only feel one point of touch on the back, knee, and outer arm (where there is less innervation), while feeling two on the hands, fingertips and cheek (because of the dense innervation). The test shows that your brain can determine fine points of touch more accurately in areas of the body with more homunculus attention! Try it yourself!

Example:

Mnemonic (sort of):  

When I was in school, I really sucked at exams, I knew my stuff, but had so much anxiety I second guessed everything (with varying results). Dermatomes, and Myotomes were really hard for me. This diagram will help visualize some of what I say next:

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(from http://www.apparelyzed.com)

“A dermatome is an area of the skin supplied by nerve fibers originating from a single dorsal nerve root.”   Dermatomes are named according to the spinal nerve which supplies them. The dermatomes form into bands around the trunk but in the limbs their organisation is more complex as a result of the dermatomes being “pulled out” as the limb buds form and develop into the limbs during embryological development.

Each muscle in the body is supplied by a particular level or segment of the spinal cord (Cranial 1-8, Thoracic 1-12, Lumbar 1-5, Sacral 1-5) and by its corresponding spinal nerve. The muscle, and its nerve make up a myotome. This is approximately the same for every person and are as follows:

  • C3,4 and 5 supply the diaphragm (the large muscle between the chest and the belly that we use to breathe).
  • C5 also supplies the shoulder muscles and the muscle that we use to bend our elbow .
  • C6 is for bending the wrist back.
  • C7 is for straightening the elbow.
  • C8 bends the fingers.
  • T1 spreads the fingers.
  • T1 –T12 supplies the chest wall & abdominal muscles.
  • L2 bends the hip.
  • L3 straightens the knee.
  • L4 pulls the foot up.
  • L5 wiggles the toes.
  • S1 pulls the foot down.
  • S3,4 and 5 supply the bladder. bowel and sex organs and the anal and other pelvic muscles.”

As you can imagine, remembering all of that was a bit hard for a frazzled mind, so it was suggested that I look up physical ways of remembering all of this and stumbled upon this project done by kids in high school – to this day it is how I remember Dermatomes and Myotomes.

This Day In History:

Sir James Young Simpson,  born June 7, 1811 (died 6 May 1870) was a Scottish obstetrician, who discovered the anaesthetic properties of chloroform and successfully introduced it for general medical use. He is also responsible for the medical forceps that we know and still use today.  Sir Simpson was also an early advocator of the use of midwives!

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Also today, In 1967, the Haight Ashbury Free Medical Clinic opened in San Francisco. According to Wikipedia, due to the many youth descending on the city, many were in need of substance abuse treat ment, mental health services and various medical attention. The clinic was t he model for the modern form of free-clinics that we still have today. Today, the clinic focuses on medical assistance, substance abuse treatment, psychiatric services for those in the prison system, and “Rock Medicine” on-site medical services for public events/concerts.

NERD ALERT!
(not body related, but, an incredible body on this lady!)

 MANY of you will know who Aisha Tyler is, but, if you’ve been living under a rock, you may, at the very least, recognize her from her 90’s role on Friends as Charlie Wheeler, Ross’s Palaeontologist love interest, Joey’s girlfriend, then Ross’s girlfriend, or more recently her voice as Lana Kane on Archer.
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Many others of us know her from her delivery of UbiSoft’s presentation at last year’s E3, or her Stand-Up comedy, recurring CSI roles, podcast GirlOnGuy.net, guest-starring roles, podcast guest spots, co-host of The Talk, and now she is set to host the return of Who’s Line Is It Anyway?!
Aisha and her husband also brew their own beer! Though she has said she doesn’t have as much time for it now as she did in her 20s and 30s.
She is a huge gamer, and especially HALO player, and provided the voice for a very minor role female trooper character in the video HALO REACH as well as also providing the voice of Commander Walker as part of downloadable content for Gears of War 3.
Here is her talking about why she doesn’t think kids are in the cards for her:

THE “ALMOST-EVERY-DAY” FUNNY – 11

The Lonely Island is composed of three very funny guys: Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone. Andy was a cast member, and Schaffer and Taccone were writers on Saturday Night Live until 2011/2012 when they quit SNL to, I’m guessing, focus more on making this awesome music – think Weird Al Yankovic updated for today:

Jack Sparrow (featuring Michael Bolton)
‘Michael Bolton nerds out on movies’


Threw It On The Ground
“happy birthday to the ground”

Lazy Sunday

CLICK TO PLAY

Great Day
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ELEGY: A Doompunk LARP – June RUMORS:

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Did you hear? That Kinfolk zooface Lexi is DEAD! She got infected with that mutant plague and it ate her from the inside until her brains foamed out her mouth!”

“The whole Melter College can rot in hell. Those ungrateful rebels burnt down the refinery in Ironside and half the worker’s dormitories with it. People died god damn it. CHILDREN died, just so these bastards could say they stuck it to the board. I’m saving a bullet just in case I run into one of those god damn murderers.”

“Pa has an old pair of looking lenses that he likes to use to peek at the Talon girls while they bathe in the lake. Said he saw the damndest thing: Talon were DIGGING something up out of the ground on that island of theirs. Didn’t think Wilder knew how to mine.” 

“I heard those Annulus Magos lost someone, a young lass. Real pretty too and with a good track record, if you know what I mean. Didn’t they open up their home to the folk from the Bartertown? I wonder if they had anything to do with it…”

“That’s not what happened! Lexi got kidnapped by the Penitents and sacrificed! They killed her and gave her soul to their crazy calamity god! I told you the Penitents are all mad. No body carries around that much guilt without going nuts.”

“Huh… something’s been chewing on the power cables.”

“The Syisipheans family of Magos lost an entire season’s harvest. One day they were laying down manure, the next their crops are practically crawling out of the ground, twisted and churning with mutation.”

“It had wings… wings and big red eyes. Tore the gun right out of my hand.”

“Lexi is fine! She’s just sleeping! Everything is fine! She’s just resting at a farm with lots of other kinfolk and room to run around! Everything is under control!”

“Lot a people been asking questions about Thoughtbenders recently. I wonder if one of these Scraplander crews is planning a hunting spree. It’s hell to get them back to Steeltown but from what I hear they offer a hefty sum for ‘em alive. Say… your sister has always been a bit touched… y’think…. Y’think she might be worth anything?”

“Cackling. Laughing. They stood and spat bullets that broke bones and burst hearts and pushed them down into the mud they were trying to crawl out of. Cackling. Laughing. They sawed her open and dug around inside, trying to find a reason to be merciful. Cackling. Laughing. They slap him on the back and don’t know that he’s already ours. Cackling. Laughing. They think no one hears their wonderful jokes. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. It is to laugh.”